All songs copyright Larry Ytuarte

 


Uncle Joe's Road

They tell a story up north in Pickett County
Where highway 127 finds its way to Tennessee
They talk about a moonshine runnin' legend
A local boy that everyone knowed, racin' down Uncle Joe's Road

A clientele like the Who's Who clear to Memphis
A reputation for fairness, tact and reliability
But he never once forgot 'bout those around him
A friend in need wherever he goed, helpin' the folks down Uncle Joe's Road

West to Bumpus Mills, south to Chapel Hill
Down to Powells Crossroads, then over to Fayetteville
Never lost a load, never spilled a drop
Tearin' down those back roads like a storm that couldn't be stopped

The FBI sent their best man out to get him
J Edgar Hoover gave the orders, and he made them crystal clear
"Time's run out for that lowlife moonshine runner
Catch that boy while he's carryin' a load, catch him on Uncle Joe's Road"

The agent got a tip from someone local
"Get yourself down to Black Creek if you wanna catch that boy"
Staked himself out by the bridge and there he waited
Well what happened next ain't never been told, but that agent done
vanished down Uncle Joe's Road

Thirty-three saw the end of prohibition
And things changed for the people in the moonshine industry
But that boy had a good head on his shoulders
Figured he'd stay with what he already knowed, and opened a bar down
Uncle Joe's Road

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on
Well Patty Sue told me so
But it was nothin' that I didn't already know
Don't scratch your ear

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on
Just a few words to the wise
But then the truth of it hit me right between the eyes
Don't scratch your ear

Nah nah...

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on
Some philosophically sound advice
Like a cross between Socrates and Barney Fife
Don't scratch your ear

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on
Remember that I heard it from Patty Sue
And if she said it then it's got to be, it must be true
Don't scratch your ear

Don't scratch your ear

Don't scratch your ear with your boots on

Nah nah...

Something That I Just Don't Get

Here in the city, I try my best to understand.

Out on those means streets, I hold on like a drowning man.

Cold, this place is so cold - I haven't seen a real smile yet.

Here in the city, there must be something that I just don't get.

 

Lost in this jungle, where courtesy ain't worth a dime.

Here in the city, it feels just like I'm doin' time.

Then when the night comes, I lay down in my bed alone.

Here in the city, I wait the day when I go home.

Don't let me fade from your picture. I will return you can be sure.

Here in the city, I try my best to understand.

Out on those means streets, I hold on like a drowning man.

Cold, this place is so cold - I haven't seen a real smile yet.

Here in the city, there must be something that I just don't get.

 

One Last Look Around

One last look around Have I missed anything? Anything lying 'round? Showing that I stopped here, something that might be found?

One last look around And then I'm on my way, out to those hills I know I'll be safe among them, for a day or so

And if this all goes just like we've planned We'll meet by the river, and we'll wait for the night Then we'll head for Juarez, if it all feels right

Then north to La Mesa, where we'll meet an old friend Get ourselves fresh horses, and start running again

One last look around And then I'm on my way, into that setting sun On my left my water, on my right my gun

One last look around I see a better day, better for you and me

A day when we don't look back, a day when we are free And if this all goes just like we've planned

We'll meet by the river, and we'll wait for the night Then we'll head for Juarez, if it all feels right

Then north to La Mesa, where we'll meet an old friend Get ourselves fresh horses, and start running again

Bound For Somewhere

Up with the rising sun, low soft and clear, a voice in my ear Told me this day was the one

Walked down to First and Main, crossing the tracks, without one look back I hopped on a slow moving train

Won't miss the cold cold rain, goodbye to the shacks, those factory stacks I'll never head that way again

I can't say I have a plan, but I do indeed, have all that I'll need

My heart, my hopes, my hands

This train's bound for somewhere, and somewhere is better than where I've been

They say every dog has its day, and sometimes the losers win

Out where the stars still shine, birds in the trees, a song on the breeze

Wherever these tracks have in mind

This train's bound for somewhere, and somewhere is better than where I've been

They say every dog has its day, and sometimes the losers win

The Four Horsemen

Rode out at dawn, into a rising sun, Jackson and Murdoch, Champion and Dunn

Four side by side, not a word as they ride, but they share hate in their hearts and fire in their eyes

Spent four long years in Fort Stockton prison A long time for four lawless men, a long time to think of revenge

And so they ride, like devils on the wind, out for the Marshall who brought them in

Clouds fill the sky, while they race side by side, and as the day moves along the four horsemen ride Whoa...

Rode into town, raising up a shout, calling for the Marshall, the Marshall walks out

His voice clear and strong, the Marshall says "don't take this wrong, but I'd just like to know, what took you boys so long?"

Hands go to guns, the shooting's begun And smoke fills the air in the street, it all happens too fast to see

But when it clears, the Marshall stands alone, holsters his weapon, heads back for home

There side by side, in the dirt where they lied, well people say that's the way the four horsemen died. Whoa...

Roses And Thorns

Got me a ride out on 385, just past the county line

A trucker named Jack, bound for Denver and back, hauling TV's and making good time

Told me 'bout Jane, 'bout the lies and the games, twelve years shot to hell Said our goodbyes with the sun in our eyes, I shook his hand and I wished him well

70 west then south to Cortez, picked up by a girl named Jean

Beauty and spunk and all she owned in her trunk, Hollywood bound with her hopes and her dreams

Made up her mind, left that small town behind, L.A. in a few more days

She dropped me off where 180 runs north, gave me a hug and we went our own ways

All of those dreams, all of those sad songs, roses and thorns, that's how it goes That's how it goes, another ride down the highway and that's how it goes

Leaving the lights of Las Vegas one night, got a ride from a guy named Gus

Bet every dime on four of a kind, lost it all to a sudden straight flush Lit up a smoke and told a few jokes, really didn't seem to mind

"You lose and you win," he said with a grin. "I lost today but I'll get 'em next time."

A fellow named Dan out to buy up some land, looking for that perfect place

A millionaire's wife plain bored with her life, a minister lost in a crisis of faith

And so it goes like the thorns on a rose, this highway doesn't have an end

The laughter and tears, all the hopes and the fears, over and over and over again

All of those dreams, all of those sad songs, roses and thorns, that's how it goes

That's how it goes, another ride down the highway and that's how it goes...

I Run No More

Here on this ridge, watching the pass below. Been here since dawn, guns close at hand. I've heard it said that all things must finally end, so this is where I make my stand.

I don't recall just how this all began. Running has blurred the why and the when. Something went wrong, now I'm a wanted man. But time has come, this tale must end...oh...

Out of Cheyenne, clear down to Santa Fe. Word’s gotten 'round, the posse has grown. Ten hell-bent men hoping to track me down. Here on this ridge, I stand alone.

Warmed by the sun, waiting for what will come. Dead or alive, sought by the law Life on the run for so many yesterdays. As of today, I run no more.

As of today, I run no more.

Maybe San Antone

Maybe San Antone, maybe west to Yuma, maybe north to Cheyenne, maybe down to Monterrey

Maybe New Orleans, maybe Carson City, maybe out to the Badlands or south to Santa Fe

So here we stand, me and Old Dan, turn left or turn right Sometimes you just have to toss the dice

Maybe Cimarron, maybe Amarillo, maybe north to Durango when summer rolls around

Maybe play some cards, win a little money, maybe work till the fall on a ranch outside of town

But I try not to work very hard, and I'm happy to say I done real good so far

Still I don't want for nothing at all, I got the stars in the sky, and the coyotes still call

Well I hear what folks call me sometimes, a saddle tramp drifter who ain't worth a dime

But I think of myself like the breeze, I got places to go, and I go when I please

Maybe Abilene, maybe up to Jackson, maybe out to El Paso or east to Baton Rouge

Maybe Gila Bend, maybe north to Blackfoot, maybe down to La Mesa or out to Santa Cruz

So here we stand, me and Old Dan, turn left or turn right Sometimes you just have to toss the dice